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Melissa Evelyn

New Jersey. 18.

Let's tell the truth, not to be rude but we're all irrelevant.

god i love danny worsnop

and parker cannon

my face


  • What you said: I'm from Australia
  • What they heard: G'day mate, crikey this weather's crazy. I'll put another shrimp on the barbie after I ride my kangaroo, stone the flamin crows mate I think a dingo ate my baby.



If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?

I was not prepared for this question


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A friendly reminder that just because someone is a blood relative it don’t mean that you’re obligated to put up with their toxic bullshit.

it’s nice to see this in writing

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if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

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I’m the shoulder you can cry on and the hand that smacks that ass

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my followers are cuter than ur followers

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I will not set fire to myself
to keep you warm.


Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions.

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